Riley prefers his meals served in casserole size proportions
Me: Hey, look at that. Someone is opening a new Mexican tapas restaurant.
Riley: Come on. Really? Everyone's always trying to force tapas on me. You know what a tapas restaurant is? An excuse to serve me 50% of the food for 100% of the price. It's ridiculous.
Me: Okay. Well. You feel feel very passionately about that and I am acknowledging your passion. Also? You just confirmed my suspicion that I am married to the real life inspiration for Danny Castellano.
May your Monday be filled with plates that are 100% full at 50% of the price.