I'll Be There For You

Feel like having a laugh? I am going to be on The Daily Dish this morning talking about my article Five Reason’s Your Wife Won’t Have Sex with You. And yeah, I may or may not say the word “orgasm”. Check it out on ABC 4 in Utah at 11am.

It is 8:30 and the girl's are finally asleep. Riley is pretending that he is upset that the only thing on TV is America’s Funniest Home Videos. I have never seen a boy try so hard to look bored while really loving funny cat videos. Lucky for us, Antique Road Show should be on in the next twenty minutes. I have my box of tissues ready to rumble. That show gets me every d&*% time. (Yes, this is life without cable. I understand if you are like, totally, jealous.)

There were so many things I was going to sit down and write tonight, thoughts that have been pounding about my chest and sounding in my ears until they are the only things I can hear. But after a day of coloring and tantrums and laundry, I can’t seem to hear them anymore. I am going to respect their momentary silence by taking a bath, watching three episodes of Friends (pre-Ross and Rachel the first time around) and eating ice cream that has been in the freezer since before Viola cut her first tooth.

Partially freezer burned dessert and early 90’s TV? I will take that any night of the week. Any night.